| Barbie
Gets a Divorce
Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes
that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her
a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store
and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie
in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?"
She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for
$19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95,
Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Barbie Gets a
Divorce for $265.00".
Ralph asks, "Why is the Barbie Gets a Divorce $265.00
when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious." The sales lady says. "Barbie
Gets a Divorce comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's
boat, and Ken's furniture."
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