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Barbies
New Barbie dolls to represent the diversity of women today:
DIVORCED BARBIE comes with all of Ken's accessories
TEENAGE SINGLE PARENT BARBIE "welfare check"
from Mattel mailed each month
BOULEVARD BARBIE with cheap makeup, short skirt,
and high heels
QUANTUM PHYSICIST BARBIE yeah right
BOW-WOW BARBIE the ugliest Barbie you've ever seen
PUNK BARBIE has rings in all sorts of strange places
NAVY PILOT BARBIE comes with a body bag, wrecked
fighter jet sold separately
BREAST IMPLANT BARBIE now Barbie's a D-cup
FEMINIST BARBIE has unshaved legs and armpits
BATTERED WIFE BARBIE comes with a restraining order
to serve to Ken
BARBIE BOBBIT with knife, Ken had better watch out
BAG LADY BARBIE complete with shopping cart; wearing
everything she owns
PMS BARBIE complete with tampons and chocolate
NERD BARBIE with pocket protector and taped black
glasses
INSANE BARBIE comes with straight jacket and room
of white walls
BULIMOREXIA BARBIE no different in appearance from
regular Barbie
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