Top Reasons I Wanna be a Bear

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.

You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you give birth to your children
(who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping
...and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.
I could DEFINITELY deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup . . . I wanna be a bear!!