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10 Signs The Easter Bunny Is Cranky
10. Goes around telling
children that Santa's not real.
9. All the eggs seem
to be hidden in dingy Irish pubs.
8. Says to one of the
kids, "Tug my tail again and you're on a milk carton."
7. Created the "Melissa"
computer virus.
6. Recently walked
in on his wife and the Energizer Bunny.
5. Dyes Easter eggs
by throwing them in the washing machine with his colored
load.
4. Threw a drink in
Hef's face at the Playboy Mansion.
3. Demands sponsors
pay expenses of his ex-hooker girlfriend Tiffany.
2. Those ain't licorice
jelly beans.
1. He's been chain-smoking
the green plastic grass.
Hoppy Easter!
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