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Bunny Accident

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he
saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road.
He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately
the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket
of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal
lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out
to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket.
Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying
on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out
of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally
hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an
Easter because of me. What should I do? "
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what
to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray
can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed
the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped
up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw
at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards
away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and
hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved,
hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!
The man was astonished.
He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in
your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter
Bunny?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read
the label.
It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair.
Adds permanent wave."

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