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Making Presents

Dear friends and family,

I shall be making your Christmas presents this year, so let me know your sizes. Christmas is tight for me this year, but I've learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Then decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc. and you're done.

These slippers are soft AND Hygienic. Non-slip grip strips on the soles, plus the built-in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh. No more bending over to mop up spills, either! They're disposable and biodegradable, and environmentally safe. Not only that, but they come in three convenient sizes, Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags.

Have the Happiest of holidays........

Love, Martha Stewart


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