Poor Girl

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her and said, Honey, before you leave, please let me explain.`

The wife stopped to listen.

He continued, `I was driving along the highway, and I saw this young girl looking very tired and bedraggled, so I offered her a lift. She was also hungry, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef in the refrigerator, which you didn`t like. She was wearing some very worn sandals, so I gave her a pair of your shoes which you`d discarded simply because they were out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday - the one you never wore because the colours didn`t suit you. Her slacks were torn, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but much too small for you now.`

The wife seemed to have no problem with any of this, but still needed just one question to be answered. `That`s all fine and good,` she said, `but why did I find you both in our bed with no clothes on?`

The husband replied, `Well, that`s simple... see, as she was about to leave the house, she turned to me and asked, `Is there anything else that your wife doesn`t use anymore?