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10 Signs You're Sick of the Holidays
10. You've got red and green bags under your eyes
9. You're serving reindeer pot pie
8. When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?,"
you scream,
"No! I'm not listening!"
7. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers
in the ass with
your BB gun
6. You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
5. Instead of spending time with family, you're watching
some guy make
photo copies
4. You're busted for running through town wearing nothing
but mistletoe.
3. You've got eggnog coming out of your ears
2. Your standard response, "And happy holidays to
you too, you bastard"
1. Two words: tinsel rash
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