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10 Comments Made by Sports Commentators

Top Ten comments made by sports commentators
that they'd like to take back...
1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and
Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is
really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience
since I once mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely,
truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly
identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and father."
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been
injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them
really that serious."
6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself,
I should think we can expect the same thing again."
7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the
opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over
their faces."
8. At a trophy ceremony for the BBC TV Boat Race: "Ah,
isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is
hugging the cox of the Oxford crew.."
9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is
everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie
Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round,
his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God,
what have I just said?"

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