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Thoughts to Ponder

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had eight kids already, (three of whom were deaf, two of whom were blind, and one who was mentally retarded), and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?


Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks eight to ten martinis a day.

Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

















Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill,
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.



And by the way: In answer to the abortion question

If you said yes,
you just killed Beethoven.



Pretty interesting isn't it?

Makes a person think, before judging someone with too little information.

Another interesting random thought:

Amateurs built the ark . . . .
Professionals built the Titanic . . . .

Submitted By: eggeyes


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