| Valentine's
Day Lawyer
A guy walks into a
post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing
at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps
on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then
takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all
over them.
His curiosity getting
the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks
him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out
1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?"
asks the man.
"I'm a divorce
lawyer," the man replies.
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